As Random As It Gets
- October 29th, 2008
Hey guys! I’m blogging from uni now because this is the only place I can blog from after my laptop died out on me some 2 days ago. And together with it, it took half my happiness away wth. Yes, my life is THAT sad!
Anyway, today hasn’t been the greatest day because I can’t remember my stomach ever feeling normal the whole day. It’s either growling or twisted or filled with butterflies or all funny. I guess drinking latte and teh ais and hot chocolate all in the same day isn’t the wisest choice. Too much milk for the day! Or maybe it’s exmom’s constant lame jokes which almost made me barf. But I shall forgive him since he bought me Starbucks Hot Choc which I normally can’t get enough of but not today I guess. Yes, I’m that easily bribed wth. The first person to buy me salted plum shall get a big fat hug from a very fat me wth. Or get his/her name dropped on my blog with pictures!! Or both. Or whichever he/she prefers la wth so tak tahu malu go ask for stuff publicly on my public blog but whatever la no one’s gonna buy me salted plum anyway T__________T (feel free to prove me wrong wth am I confusing you?
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Sigh sometimes I wish I could be a full time bimbo since I can be pretty convincing when I try to be one. Then the world would be full of pretty people with beautiful minds and hearts and souls and clothes. And I don’t have to study because I won’t be able to understand anything anyway. And I can laze around all day and just worry if I look good or not. And stare in the mirror and get jealous of myself for being so good looking wth. LIKE OMG MAYBE I SHOULD WRITE A BOOK: IF I WERE A FULL TIME BIMBO! But then if I were a full time bimbo I probably wouldn’t even know how to spell bimbo. I’d probably spell it as beambow or beembou or whatever la I’m not a bimbo I don’t know how bimbos spell ‘bimbo’ wth
And I was just thinking the other day how life would be if it were a musical.
Yes, that sentence deserves a whole paragraph to itself. Wouldn’t it be so funny if people would start singing when they’re like in a fight or in a totally normal conversation about how they got free tickets to an Alanis Morissette concert wth (this is super random I don’t know why her and I can’t even spell her name but whatever) or like when they’re in the toilet wth. Hahaha. Wouldn’t it be so fun if people could dance all day because of some random sentence someone else said? We should totally have a ‘Musical Day’ one day!! Although I can’t sing to save my life la but I can dance like an overweight stripper wth just kidding.
It’s already 11.33 and I should probably be walking back to my room now so I think I’ll have to stop this post here. I’m currently attempting to rebuild my database of photos so make sure you look good all day everyday so we can take more photos okay???
That’s all!
Cya!
XOXO











