Yes I just revealed your age to the entire world so you can go dig a hole and bury your head so no one can ever find you wth.

I’m a bit rusty at dedicating posts to people so here goes nothing. And ZOMG I can’t believe when I first got to know you you were only 15. Gee, thanks for making me feel ancient! (although I’m only 19 *cough cough*)

Sorry for not being able to celebrate your birthday with you for the 2nd year in a row. I hope you’ve had a good one, though. And I hope you have a great year ahead Yes, just a year so I can wish you another great year next year. And repeat cycle 93482734 times. Although I probably won’t live to be 93482737 years.

I’m not gonna get all squishy mushy lovey dovey so I’ll just wish you a REALLY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Hope you’ll continue to be that awesome person you’ve always been, or awesomer.

Even when evil people are trying to get the best of you.

I know you’ll be strong enough to punch them out of the way

And I hope you’ll be able to take greater jumpshots!

Don’t worry, I only started taking jumpshots at 17 so you’re way ahead of me

And I hope that you’ll be able to make better decisions about the most important things in life, like whether to buy a pink dress or a fuchsia (omg I can’t even spell that word) one?? ZOMG ISN’T THAT LIKE THE HARDEST CHOICE EVER? wth

To end this perfectly awesome post, I shall post a totally hobo photo of us.

Okaylah, here’s a better one

Happy Birthday Zoé!!!